『朋友和娘娘的故事』
作者:大魔王来源:搬运999+ ℃
是我一个朋友的故事,他和他娘娘,就是他姑姑悄悄在一起弄,他娘娘我看到过的,有时候在我们这边菜市场买菜,应该有四十七八岁了。他娘娘有点胖,长的还可以,一般人看到丫儿会硬,有时候还会看到她穿丝袜。
他娘娘没上班,经常出去耍,旅游,和他姑爷离了婚的。
有个表妹和他姑爷住,也是马上要嫁了。
他娘娘一个人住,一直都很稀奇他,从小时候起。现在和他娘娘那种了,也很自然。我就觉的他娘娘很骚,又是离了的,我有点怀疑,因为有时候在吃饭喝酒,他就接下电话,完了说是他娘娘打的,可能问他在哪里,在啥子,他一般都答应,晓的了,好了之类。可能是喊他少喝酒。我都碰到好几回。我们笑他,你堂客打的电话唛,他说是他娘娘。我心头黙,哪个娘娘嫩个关心个人娃儿嘛!
我一直心头豆在默他和他娘娘,春节那一会,我们在外面耍,初四下午,喝的二麻麻的。又去的KTV。我们3个男的,他最小,他耍的女娃儿是广安的,过年不在北碚。那中午我们在兵娃屋的吃的饭,喝了2件国宾,1瓶茅台迎宾,百多块1瓶那个53度还多好喝的,我个人喝了2口杯,他们一个喝了1杯,又是啤酒,跟到都2麻2麻了,桌子上过年又尽是些腊肉卤菜,基本上中午就是喝寡酒,肚子都胀了。下午豆去的KTV,在正码头那一片,那一片的唱歌的地方多,但是我很少去,因为都是些便宜低档次的,还有那种10块一个人的。他把我们引起去的,3点多样子,斗是那种低档次的,很大一个门市隔成歌城那一种,我路过几次,看到里面乌喧喧的吼,都是些老麻批老丫儿,那种四五十岁退了休没的事的,所以那种歌厅很偏。我们去耍,后来我才晓的没给钱,是他姑爷开的,就是和他娘娘离了的那个。
我们耍了一哈儿,他都电话来电了几次,电话都放在沙发上的,没的注意,我捞起看了,来电是叫毛应群。我当时也不晓的是他娘打来的,我看到3个未接,斗把电话递给他,他在唱歌,把话筒拿给我豆出去了,我斗在唱。没好一阵他就转回来了,我们又接到唱。
我去拿了6个乐堡和瓜子,喝了酒,我们3个都关了灯跳舞还脱了衣服,我一哈儿都有点胀了,去找厕所,找了半天才找到。转出来,豆看到他在打电话,我都说你堂客回北碚了唛,他说是他娘娘,我豆想起毛应群。我说你娘娘给你打的唛,一直?他说豆是,娘娘喊他过去。他脸巴在灯下头绯红,喝了酒。我说你娘娘没走人户所,他说没,我说你娘稀奇你哟,他说烦的很。我说那你晚上去噻,过去吃饭,屋头肯定闹热。他。说他妈老汉又不得去。我说那也,你去啥子也,你娘娘一家人喊你?他说我娘屋头没的别人的。我说那也,你姑爷呀?他说他两个早都离了,我娘烦的很,那个脑壳东想西想的!我看到过他娘娘的,他老汉的小妹儿,他老汉还有个弟弟。他娘娘长的还可以,又有点爱穿衣打扮,我有时候想起丫儿都硬,现在晓的了还是离了的,一个人住。
我当时就在想,郎个去认识一下,去串一哈门,这种熟妇弄到起,安逸的很!我看他脸上黑牙刷的样儿,心头默了一哈,我斗说你娘不舒服唛,个人住起,你耍哈儿去看一哈。他说,卵,烦,豆要拉我回去唱歌。我说你归2像个哈XX,不叫人,你娘娘嫩个喜欢你,她不舒服打了嫩们多电话。你不去看所。他说她没的病,神嗟嗟的,你问嫩个多爪子!我心头在默,我说撒子事吗,等哈我俩个一路去。他说你爬!我再也憋不住了,想起离了婚的毛应群那种打扮了一下又很幽怨的神情,我憋起声音说,你个归2的,你娘一个人,你是不是和她那个了,你归2这个德性,难怪看到你经常跟她讲电话。我想我嫩个说他要弄我,不过平时想说的话,也只有这种喝麻了才说的出口。他脸徘红,很轻轻说,尼玛不要去乱说。又做起一副马卖批要咬人的样子把我拖起往包间走,他还没有麻,我有点堵了,而且丫儿又在顶裤子了!
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